So it was bound to happen. My Joe Jonas has fallen off the pedestal I’ve had him on for months. There he was, secretly dating the country cutie Taylor Swift, when all of a sudden, he calls her up and in a 20-something second phone call, breaks up with her and breaks her heart. Well, that’s what boys do. It’s what they’re good at.
She came right out with a video with that seemingly addressed the situation. Cute. Next, she went on different shows talking about it, not in a demeaning way, but just saying that she was going to date boys she could be seen with in public. She told Ellen Degeneris, “You know what it’s like, when I find that person that is right for me, he’ll be wonderful. … When I look at that person, I’m not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. … I looked at the call log — it was like 27 seconds. That’s got to be a record.”
Then she made another video. In this one, she makes reference to the phone call by holding up the Shane Camp Rock doll and say, “Look – this one even comes with a phone so he can break up with other dolls.” And later holds up his doll and one of her telling her to stay away from him. Really cute. And heartbreaking.
The news comes out now that the girl The JoBros asked to be in their Love Bug video, Camilla Belle (from 10,000 BC) is Joe’s new girlfriend. OLDER girlfriend.
That’s great – she’s a beautiful girl. But I have a feeling when the newness wears off, My Joe Jonas is going to kick his own ass into the next week. I think a great rule for dating should be, “Never date someone who could be my sibling.” In certain circles this is also known as Narcissism. Oh well. This takes me back to when my mantra was “Boys are Bad!” Looks like things haven’t changed much.
I’m not sure I will really be able to bring shit back around to My Joe Jonas anymore. I don’t have it in me. From here on out, blog posts end after the point is made. Period.
