That Guy Died?

I’m a day late and a dollar short as they say on the Simon Monjack fuckery, so I’m just gonna throw in a WTF?! to make it seem like I’m interested – seriously, I’m not THAT cold hearted but I thought he was an enabler to his wife Brittany Murphy who died 5 months ago. Turns out, it was probably a co-dependency that led to their deaths. I have a huge problem with people doing drugs and I don’t have the energy for a diatribe on Simon Monjak so I’m just gonna say THAT guy died! and move on to the next guy who died.

So:

THAT guy died? This is Paul Gray, the bass player for the heavy metal band Slipknot.  All kinds of bitches who knew this dude claim he was the nicest guy in the world. That’s awesome. He was, at the time of his death, staying at a hotel a couple of minutes from his home. He’d been there a few days. He’s a known drug user. All of that goes to show, even the nicest guy in the world might be hiding something. So it’s possible that at the age of 39 this guy checked into a hotel room a few miles from his home to die in peace of natural causes. I guess it’s possible.

Corey Haim Dead at Age 38

Not to seem like a cold-hearted bitch, but I am so sick and tired of people doing fucking drugs. Life sucks unless you find something worth living for – so get off the smack and go fucking find it! Corey Haim, who was an 80′s kid star struggled with drugs for years is now dead at the age of 38 of a drug overdose.

In the 2000′s, he admitted that he had an 85 valium a day habit (in addition to other pills) 85 fucking valium a day, how the fuck did he live through that?! I take 1/4 of a benadryl and my husband has to check to make sure I haven’t slipped into a coma.

So, hell – looks like ’10 is off to a great start with more Hollywood types kicking the bucket because they can’t kick the drugs. Look out Lindsay Lohan, I think you’re on the short list, girl.

Adam Lambert needs to reel it back in a little

My God, Girlfriend – you’ve been a celebrity for a half a second and already we know you like boys but sometimes kiss girls (and trashy-ass ones at that), that you like to criticize other artists talents and abilities, and that you are ok with telling impressionable peeps that drugs are ok.

Burt Reynolds enters rehab

or what appears to be the remnants of what was once Burt Reynolds. Christ, BB, for the love of all things good and gracious on this earth, what has become of you?

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photo and caption courtesy Perez Hilton

I believe Burt has entered rehab for cosmetic surgery abuse. Love, step away from the scalpel.

Dear My Joe Jonas, please don’t ever mess with the pure fucking gorgeousness that is your face. Even when you are 75, if you maintain your gorgeous skin, stay out of the sun, and just age gracefully, you will be one hot old fart. Love you BB, take that advice.

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Douche Nozzle of the Week

from the old format posted 9/12/08 1:08pm EST

Douche Nozzle of the Week

Folks, meet Reverend Christopher Layden, a Catholic priest. If it seems like you are looking at mug shots, don’t worry…your mind is not playing tricks on you, these are mug shots. Yes, of a Catholic Priest. The crime this time around? This douche was arrested for selling cocaine out of the rectory. Yep, fucking cocaine. Out of a rectory. You did read that correctly.

Can we not institute a more rigorous seminary course for people training to teach Christian beliefs? While I have no idea as to the preaching prowess of the Rev., I gotta say, whether he is an unbelievable priest or not delivering the most powerful sermon this side of Heaven, I have a feeling God would frown upon the extra-curricular activities going on with this guy.

Now, how about this – try this one on for size: A gorgeous and talented guy in the spotlight, with legions of adoring if not obsessed fans, has taken a pledge to abstain from drugs. Someone living the rock star life, with no intent to harm his nor anyone else’s body or mind with illegal substances. People in the spotlight often have followers – some of them declare themselves to be righteous and holy, and some of them actually are…like My Joe Jonas. Maybe more people, priests included, should aspire to the ideals and lifestyle choices made, and examples set forth by people like the Jonas brothers. Amen and Hallelujah!

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