Come out to play and Douche Nozzle of the Week

It’s only Tuesday and we’re being inundated with the gays coming out of the closet! Well, so far only 2 that I know of but who didn’t already call it on Sean Hayes? Come on – you’re blind and deaf if you didn’t know Sean was a boy lover. And he does say that he was never actually “in” so I don’t know why this makes news. Anyhoo…..

In other gay news, Douche Nozzle of the week is Sen. Roy Ashburn came out as a gay man (duh) after being arrested on a DUI when leaving a gay bar with a man in his vehicle.  What you have to love is the fact that this douche nozzle legislated time and again AGAINST gay people. It’s a political thing, I guess – you want to be a Republican so you have to do what all the other thugs do.  I wonder if a guy like this, while getting a BJ from some dude, is dreaming up all the ways he can relinquish his own civil rights by writing and fighting for legislation to take them away.

 And seriously? Look at this guy! Is there even a question in anyone’s mind that he was ever IN the closet?

Since they’re jumping out right and left wearing their mother’s New Year’s Eve dress and satin pumps, let’s talk about some others who are on the fringe who should just get it out there and let everyone  stop wondering and get on with their lives. Next week I would like to see Anderson Cooper, Kate Walsh (and her husband), and my entire college softball team (a couple are out, a couple are in lesbian relationships and not “out” somehow, and a couple are married with kids. I think I was the only one not gay and they picked on me all the time.)

So kids, come on out – it’s time to play!

O’ Hypocrisy, Wherefore Art Thou??

Bristol Palin is so full of shit she probably can’t see the baby she had when he’s in front of her face. All of a sudden I see this shit about The Candies Foundation…

“The mission of The Candie’s Foundation is to educate America’s youth about the devastating consequences of teen pregnancy through celebrity PSA campaigns and initiatives.”

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Ever since Psycho Sarah Palin forced her daughter and babydaddy Levi Johnston to attend the RNC as a happy unwed pregnant teen couple, this girl has had a soapbox glued to her shoes. Yes. Allow her to speak about teen pregnancy. Loud and Clear against teen sex, for abstinence, whatever – as clearly, she does have experience with it. She should not, however, get the honor of being a Teen Ambassador for an Internationally renowned corporation which caters to teens and tweens worldwide. DUH!

If I was a teen girl right now, the girls I would look up to and have respect for on a platform like teen pregnancy would be wholesome girls like Taylor Swift, Jordin Sparks, or Selena Gomez. Girls who have not had babies as a teen, nor behave in a manner which would imply that they are having sex.

I applaud Candies for their stance against teen pregnancy, just question their rationale in choosing their “ambassador”. 

Here’s my idea: Candies could ask My Joe Jonas to join their panel to get teen girls to pledge to abstain from sex unless it is with him or until they are no longer teens.  Two things are gonna happen. 1) This country is going to get skinnier when girls start exercising and stop eating junk food waiting for Joe Jonas to come into their lives and turn their dreams into reality, and 2) we’re gonna have less pregnant teens when he doesn’t show.  By the time they realize he’s not coming, they are 20 (or 38 with 2 kids). Let’s face it. If girls are dumb enough to get knocked up, they might be dumb enough to agree to the pledge. If not, he’s gonna look damn fine as Candies new ambassador anyway so it’s a win-win.

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Why I left the Catholic church

It was because of fucking bullshit just  exactly like this. Evidently the Lord Jesus Christ Himself has come back in the form of Rev. Jay Scott Newman, A South Carolina Roman Catholic priest. This is the same kind of deal as the mean Halloween lady who wouldn’t give candy to kids if their parents supported Barack Obama, only more ridiculous.

This is a shining example of the stupidity that has been bred in this country. What a fucking douchebag.

In part, here is what the article reads:

The Rev. Jay Scott Newman said in a letter distributed Sunday to parishioners at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Greenville that they are putting their souls at risk if they take Holy Communion before doing penance for their vote.

“Our nation has chosen for its chief executive the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president,” Newman wrote, referring to Obama by his full name, including his middle name of Hussein.

“Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil, and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law. Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.”

Here’s a clip of My Joe Jonas eating a cheeseburger. Random? maybe. More sensible than the aforementioned fuckery? Definitely.

Africa’s a Continent??

Is this really a surprise to anyone? Sarah Palin did not know that Africa is a continent, rather only knew it to be a country. Governor Palin also had no idea which countries make up NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement). She refused to be prepped for her now infamous interview with Katie Couric, whom she later described as being a part of the “Gotcha Media” because Katie not only asked questions Palin should have know the answers to but didn’t, but because as a veteran journalist Katie would not take a non-answer as an answer.  Case in point, when Katie asked Sarah which newspapers she reads, Sarah did not answer with any newspaper names. Katie pressed the issue, asking what specific newspapers Sarah reads. The answer, “Oh you know, any and all of them that have been put in front of me over the years.”  McCain staffers tell the tale now that they thought Katie’s questioning was legitimate and did not cross any lines, and that had Palin agreed to be prepped with the questions they knew would be asked, she wouldn’t have gotten caught with her pants down.

What we can expect now, according to Fox news reporter Carl Cameron, is an “Avalanche for many days of foible after foible of Sarah Palin.” This lady effed up big time and probably cost McCain the election. The notion that conservatives are fired up about Palin and hope to see her run for president in the future is absolutely preposterous. Perhaps if she can become educated about her country it would seem a little more feasible but as it stands, with her knowledge or lack thereof in American politics, history, and world geography, an America where a Sarah Palin is elected president is one of the most horrifying thoughts imaginable. Check out Shepard Smith and Carl Cameron discussing what has until now been “off the record”.

Even My Joe Jonas likes to brush up on foreign culture. Check out the clip below to see what Joe knows about England:

Mr. President

Wow. It’s all I can think for the last hour. It’s a three-letter word that has to say all the things I’ve been thinking for the past several months, becoming more impassioned about, so much so that I may have caused rifts between myself and friends and loved ones. Has to say all of those things because right now, I don’t have the words.

My favorite part of the speech was when Barack told his daughters that he loves them and that they have earned the puppy they’re bringing to the White House with them. It was my favorite part because my own father is almost identical in attitude and looks to John McCain, and he never loved me. Seeing the adoration Obama has for his children is heartwarming.  I’m so glad to know the leader of our country will be a man with strong family values.

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Another close-knit family – of course the Jonas family. Isn’t love great?

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Just what we need in a Vice Prez.

She’s so down-to-earth, that Sarah Palin. She’s just like you and me. Except, when someone calls me and asks if my refrigerator is running, I hang up before the punch line can be delivered. Then I use the caller ID and call back and ask to speak to the kid’s mother.

Have you actually heard this shit, this Sarah Palin being prank called by the Masked Avengers, a Montreal, Quebec comedy duo? Well if you haven’t heard the news, allow me to enlighten you. Seems these two pranksters are notorious for getting celebrities on the phone and punking them. They even managed to do it to President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy. Well this time, they tried for several days to get through to Sarah Palin, and when they finally did, they were able to keep her talking and giggling for about 7 minutes, all the while posing as one of their former targets, President Sarkozy!

They talked about all kinds of things like how fun it is to kill things, how President Sarkozy’s wife is good in bed, and how Sarah’s XXX movie Nailin’ Palin is really edgy. And yet, somehow after being presented all these topics by “President Sarkozy”, Governor Palin still had NO IDEA she was being pranked until they TOLD her that she was.

Another day, another opportunity to make a fool of yourself, eh Sarah?

Here’s the audio – fucking priceless:

Click Here to read the transcript.

And here is a video of My Joe Jonas pranking his friends and brothers. Funny Stuff! Great thing is, Joe is not running for the 2nd highest elected office in the country, so being part of a prank is just good clean fun. Sarah Palin? Not so much.

Scary Times

I am honestly flabbergasted that there are so many people in this country – people who I personally know, who I know to be in the middle class of America (so fully affected by the state of the country) who I know to have loved ones in Afghanistan and Iraq, who I know to have lost their jobs, who I know have filed for bankruptcy, who I know to be scared about the futures of themselves and their families, who are STILL considering voting for John McCain and with their vote, hoping for 4 more years of the same failed policies we have seen for the last 8 years with W. John McCain has ridden shotgun with George Bush with his close to unwaivering support on everything Bush has done.

I can’t understand how people can honestly look at a side-by-side comparison of the candidates – because everyone has, right????   RIGHT?????? – and still be seriously thinking that John McCain and SARAH PALIN(?????) are going to make things better?

I’ve laid out some tools and comparisons in my blog entries in the past. Here you can check out a tax calculator, here you can see a chart from CNN Money regarding tax plans and what you can expect for tax savings based on your income.

If you go to Select Smart, you can actually choose the 2 candidates and compare their positions side by side to get the real picture of what we’re looking at here. Here are some highlights – it may be boring to read it all, but it’s too important not to…and, to make it a little easier, I have linked to some other sites for info on committees, acts, unions, etc. Click the links for more info, but be sure to come back here!

War authorization:

OBAMA: As a state senator, he spoke out against Iraq war, before the war started. Has long favored a phased withdrawal.

McCain: Supports Bush’s surge, in fact, calls for more additional troops than Bush recommends.

Security/liberties:

OBAMA: He voted against and later for bills to reauthorizing the PATRIOT Act. “Let me be clear: this compromise is not as good as the Senate version of the bill, nor is it as good as the SAFE Act that I have cosponsored. I suspect the vast majority of my colleagues on both sides of the aisle feel the same way. But, it’s still better than what the House originally proposed. This compromise does modestly improve the PATRIOT Act by strengthening civil liberties protections without sacrificing the tools that law enforcement needs to keep us safe.” –February 16, 2006 Source. Obama supported the interests of the American Civil Liberties Union 83 percent in 2005-2006. “Senator Obama is a member of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee and has supported efforts to base homeland security spending on risk rather than pork-barrel politics. He has also introduced legislation to strength chemical plant and drinking water security and to enhance disaster preparedness.” -Campaign site

McCain:Has voted for the PATRIOT Act and it’s revisions. He generally opposes the interests of the  American Civil Liberties Union 

Social Security:

Obama: Social Security: Senator Obama supported the interests of the Alliance for Retired Americans 100 percent in 2005.

McCain: Would allow workers to invest a portion of their payroll tax in private accounts which they manage themselves.

Budget issues:

Obama: Senator Obama voted against the most recent effort to raise the national debt limit. The current national debt has exceeded $8.6 trillion dollars, and nearly $4 trillion of that debt is now held by foreign governments. Our national debt and annual budget deficits effectively tax all Americans by adding to the amount of interest paid to service U.S. borrowing.” Source Obama supported the interests of the National Taxpayers Union 6 percent in 2005.

McCain: For 2001-2002, the Concord Coalition gave Senator McCain a rating of 95 percent.

Abortion issues:

Obama: supported the interests of the Planned Parenthood 100 percent in 2006. Obama supported the interests of the National Right to Life Committee 0 percent in 2005-2006. Obama supported the interests of the NARAL Pro-Choice America 100 percent in 2005.

McCain: supported the interests of the Planned Parenthood 0% in 2006. He supported the interests of the National Right to Life Committee 75% in 2005-2006. He supported the interests of the NARAL Pro-Choice America  0% in 2005.

Capital punishment:

Obama: says the death penalty “does little to deter crime” but he supports it for cases in which “the community is justified in expressing the full measure of its outrage.” As as state senator, Obama worked with law enforcement officials to require the videotaping of interrogations and confessions in all capital cases. Source Obama [favors] the death penalty for only the most heinous of murders, such as serial killing. But Obama qualified his stance, saying that his support eroded further when looking at how the death penalty “is currently administered in this country.” Obama supported a federal moratorium on capital punishment.

McCain: Supports the use of the death penalty for federal crimes.

Marijuana:

Obama: Famously admitted to using illegal drugs in his book. On the issue of medicinal marijuana, Obama said that if the “best way to relieve pain and suffering is through medicinal marijuana,” then it’s something he’s open to.

McCain: Opposes legalization. Supports expanding prescription drug coverage under Medicare.

Minimum wage:

Obama: Voted for increases in the minimum wage.

McCain: Has voted both for and against minimum wage bills about an equal number of times.

Health care:

Obama: “Too many hard-working Americans cannot afford their medical bills, and health-related issues are the number one cause for personal bankruptcy. Promoting affordable, accessible, and high-quality health care is a priority for Senator Obama.”

McCain: Opposes universal health care.

Prescription drugs:

Obama: “To help lower the cost of prescription drugs, Senator Obama has supported efforts to allow American seniors to purchase prescription drugs in Canada and bring them back to the U.S. He also has supported giving Medicare the ability to negotiate lower drug prices.”

McCain: Supports expanding prescription drug coverage under Medicare.

Immigration issues:

Obama: supported the interests of the American Immigration Lawyers Association 88 percent in 2006. Supported the interests of the U.S. Border Control 8 percent in 2005-2006. Supported the interests of the Federation for American Immigration Reform 0 percent in 2005.

McCain: Increase the number of visas issued for agricultural workers. Relax restrictions barring legal immigrants from using social programs (e.g. public housing, food stamps).
Supports amnesty/permanent legalization for illegal aliens and temporary legalization for illegal aiens as guestworkers.

And if comparing their positions somehow does not frighten the bejeesus out of you, doesn’t the thought of Sarah Palin becoming president when McCain dies or becomes debilitated while in office? You want someone who, when asked which newspapers she reads she replies, “oh, ya know, any and all of them that have been put in front of me over the years” leading our nation?

Another thing to consider? Political candidates not only exaggerate claims against their opponents, they often make things up! Wow! You can do some fact checking at factcheck.org. You may be surprised at some of the things you find out.

They’ve got The Whoppers of 2008 and The Whoppers of 2008 — The Sequel

These guys cut straight through the BS and tell you what the real story is. It’s easy to sit back and believe the things your candidate tells you. It’s smart to do a little due diligence and find out what the facts are.

Oh – editing to add….oops forgot something:

Obama Tax Cut Calculator

Click Here for a calculator that allows you to enter your income, dependents and mortgage amount. Hit enter and see what your tax savings would be.

For my family, our Obama tax savings will be $1800. Our McCain tax savings would be $200. McCain supporters need to know the facts about the tax cuts. Don’t just vote for the elephant…educate yourself to the policies and stances of the candidates. Open your mind. Empower yourself. Vote Smart.

Here’s a picture of My Joe Jonas registering to vote.

Dressing a VP Hopeful

This just pisses me off because here I am, Vicki the Dance Mom,  regular person who Sarah Palin has been talking to all this time.  I listen to her talk to me like I’m a little dummy, usin’ words that end in ing and leaving the g off of all of them, thinkin’ that’s probably how I would talk. Trying to act like her life is all like mine and shit.  Well, newsflash – We are nothing alike, Sarah Palin!! It would have been totally fine if you’d pulled all this bullshit wearing suits from stores normal people shop at. I don’t have money to get a new wardrobe and here you are “talking to me” in all your bullshit rally appearances wearing ungodly expensive clothing thinking that you are relating to me in some way.

I wondered how much money it would actually cost in the real world to dress this woman appropriately and you know what I found? Yeah – just what you thought I found. The GOP got ripped off.

Check out how I would have dressed Sarah Palin if I had been given the job. 21 business days in September, not that she appeared somewhere on all of those days, but for shits and giggles let’s say she did. Here’s what I would have gotten her, and told her to shut the fuck up and wear it. Oh – she probably should have just asked her new BFF to help her out. You know Elizabitch Hasselbeck hosted that show The Look For Less. Finding bargains is evidently right up her alley.

Day 1: Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Belted Skirt Suit $129.99

Day 2: Atelier Shadow Striped Black Pantsuit $99.99

Day 3: Isabel & Nina Tweed Belted Jacket Pant Suit $99.99

Day 4: Isabel & Nina Zippered Jacket Skirt Suit $99.99

Day 5: Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Cape Pantsuit  $129.99

Day 6: Petite Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Crepe Skirt Suit $129.99

Day 7: Petite Tahari by Arthur Levine Red Knit Skirt Suit $129.99

Day 8: Petite Tahari by Arthur S. Levine 3pc Skirt Suit #129.99

Day 9: Kasper Framed Jacket Skirt Suit $99.99

Day 10: Kasper Crepe Detail Collar Skirt Suit $99.99

Day11: Sharagano Houndstooth Pantsuit with Patent Belt $99.99

Day 12: Anne Klein Cropped Jacket High Waisted Skirt Suit $99.99

Day 13: Anne Klein 2pc Novelty Skirt Suit with Belt $99.99

Day 14: Tahari Belted Jacket Skirt Suit $129.99

Day 15: Anne Klein Skirt Suit with Belt $99.99

Day 16: Anne Klein 2pc Double Breasted Skirt Suit $99.99

Day 17: Petite Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Ponte Dress Suit $129.99

Day 18: Petite Anne Klein Leopard Print Coat Pantsuit $99.99

Day 19: Petite Anne Klein Beige Rayon Blend Dress Suit $99.99

Day 20: Petite Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Dress Suit $129.99

Day 21: Tahari by Arthur S. Levine Jacquard Skirt Suit $129.99

Shoes – Let’s go for 10 pair:

Via Spiga Naomi Dress Pump $119.99

Via Spiga Regal Quilted Leather Ankle Boot  $149.99

Via Spiga Angel Covered Platform Slingback Pump $99.99

Via Spiga Vivio3 Snakeskin Slingback $99.99

Theory Sela Suede Slingback Pump $149.99 

Cole Haan Melinda Air Leather Slingbacks $149.99

Marciano Jessica Peep-Toe Croco Slingback Sandal $99.99

Charles David Pony Hair Stilletto Pump $76.98

Charles David Beatriz Peep Toe Pump $74.97

Cole Haan Air Fiona Mid Heel Pump $149.99

For about $3600 I can clothe the Governor in 21 professional yet stylish outfits and also give her 10 pair of shoes to choose from. $3600.

I have no more words for this. It’s just truly disgraceful.

So true to my word, I bring every post back around to Joe Jonas.  Problem is, I’ve already dragged Joe Jonas through this topic the last time I bitched about it. He buys his own shit with his own money. So for a nice distraction, here’s some total fucking gorgeousness. You’re welcome.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants her kids to be dumbasses.

Seriously. She needs to sit down and Shut the Eff up! Her love affair with the GOP goes beyond just the enthusiastic zeal of a person supporting a political party. She’s psycho-conservative and proud of it! This nut job takes this shit so personally, that saying anything about “her candidates” whether someone is stating an opinion or a fact, Elizabitch takes it on the shoulder. You may as well be calling her mother a whore if you say the GOP spent $150,000 pimping out the Palin family. Actually, she may take having her mother called a whore more lightly than a remark about McCain or Palin.

Now she’s always talking about her kid on The View. And she is promoting the everloving SHIT out of the McCain Palin ticket. So she LOVES her kid, yet she wants Dumb and Dumber to run the country. She is hoping her kid gets to grow up in a country where they teach creationism in school. Where DNA testing is only done for paternity and crimes. Where we would stop “wasteful spending” on researching insects like fruit flies for important things like finding a cure for certain illnesses and diseases as well as protecting American agriculture. Even Sarah with a Special Needs child, completely disregards (or is ignorant to) the fact that there is a fruit fly-based center for research into Autism at the University of NC.

Sarah Palin likes to act all folksey and talk about Joe the Plumber and Hockey Moms like she’s an average, every-day type of gal. I don’t know about the rest of you average gals, but me, if I’m lucky I get a couple of items from New York and Company every year. Other than that, most of my clothing is from Target.  Moms like me don’t get to spend $150,000 on clothing, shoes, and hair and makeup, whether we get to keep it or not. She thinks she’s dumbing herself down for the likes of all of us.  I have watched her speeches, her interviews and her debate. I’ve lost 23 IQ points just LISTENING to her talk and talk and talk and trying to figure out what the hell she’s trying to say, only to discover that she’s not saying anything at all.

Well, what set me on this rant was an article on Slate.com entitled “Sarah Palin’s War on Science – the GOP ticket’s appalling contempt for knowledge and learning.” As a person who enjoys the knowledge that I have and who hopes to gain much more knowledge going forward, these are two people who I pray to Christ have no part in dictating (pun intended) how and what I can and can’t find out about by any humane means necessary. If cultivating fruit flies helps find a cure for anything, by all means, let’s cultivate them.  A vote for the McCain Palin ticket is a vote for proliferating a new generation of ignoramuses the likes of which will undoubtedly bring our nation to irrevocable failure. We will be a People unarmed with knowledge of the past and unequipped for the future. End of Days will be unavoidable, and then yes, Sarah Palin – people will seek refuge in Alaska. And the first in line will be Elizabitch Hasselbeck’s kids who drank their mother’s kool-aid and thought being Conservative meant literally going back to live in the Pioneer Era where ignorance was bliss and life was super hard and really short.

Someone else who spends tons of money on wardrobe and stylists? My Joe Jonas. However, it’s money he’s earned that he spends on his stuff – not contributions by people who believed their donation was going to be used wisely. Plus, he looks really great in his clothes in a smart and sassy way, unlike Sarah Palin who just looks bitchy and comes off as an elitist.

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