Well, technically I saw it last night. We went to a college bar to meet up with my brother, who is in law enforcement, and evidently those types of individuals frequent this college hang out. Whatever.
As I was sitting at the bar, enjoying a bottled beer (remembering my own college days of cheap draft beer) along came two young (maybe less than 21 years old) college girls who sat at the bar drinking muddy-looking fruity-ish cocktails out of pint glasses. As the evening progressed, one of the girls got really loud and really offensive. Lord knows, we loves us some swear words…but they are normally not shouted at 100 decibels higher than the din in a college sports bar.
I glanced over at the loud mouth just in time to see that she was also a big mouth…literally. She had turned over a tall beer glass and grotesquely squeezed the bottom completely into her pie hole. This caught the eye of the bartender, who then engaged her in a conversation about what I can only assume was blow jobs. I heard bits and pieces as the girls head oscillated from her friend to the bartender to the strangers on the other side of her, making sure everyone could hear her. As her face turned our way I heard her talking about lip gloss, someone wouldn’t do it so she stepped in, ummmmm…..wow. So in some ways, college has not changed, they still have slutty hogs. Just seemed like when I was there they weren’t as loud and proud about it?? Anyway, all I can say is YUCK. In my humble opinion, being demure has so many more advantages.
a) People don’t look at you like you’re an idiot because you are not simulating fellatio.
b) You don’t get a nasty reputation
c) boys don’t give you attention just to get a piece and then leave you feeling like a huge loser.
d) years later when you are married with children, you can live without regret knowing you had respect for yourself and your body while you were growing up even though now when you look in the mirror after a shower you think maybe a little more sexy times when you actually were sexy would have been worth it, but no… the cost (STDs, pregnancy, AIDS, bad rep, feelings of self-loathing) would have outweighed the benefits (being popular for a night?).
e) you might actually find yourself a nice boy who will marry you because he respects you.
This blogger does understand, however, that there are some girls who are just wired to be whores. I mean someone has to keep the porn industry afloat, no? Plain and simple, it has definitely come to my attention that some people enjoy being promiscuous. Good luck to all of those people, finding respect from others and having self-respect in the future – it may present some challenges for you.
And to anyone not yet at this point in their lives, always remember to make your mother proud of you. Just what My Joe Jonas says the boys do in a People Magazine article from September 11th, 2008.
“You know, we’re just trying our best every day,” Joe told reporters. “We’re just trying to make our mom proud every day.”
