Our family does Friday Movie Night and the kids freaking LOVE it, so no matter what, we all get in front of the tv together on Friday evenings. Some weeks the movie is animated, since we do have a 3 and 6 year old. There have, however, been times when we have opted for a movie with people…examples of which are The Waterhorse and The Spiderwick Chronicles. Last week, we rented Get Smart. Lots of adult content went over Karly’s head – she’s 3, some over Bailey’s head, she’s 6. Near the end of the movie, the bad guy escapes the rooftop leaving Agents 86 and 99 to fend for themselves. Agent 86, played by Steve Carell, shouts, “What a douche!”
From there, everything went downhill.
Bailey: What’s a Douche?
Mommy: Ummmmm, what?
Karlynne: You know, Bailey it’th from Kug Foo Peenda!!
Mommy (quick on her feet) That’s right, Skidoosh!!
Movie: You’re an ass.
Karlynne: He thaid You an Ath.
Mommy: I know.
Karlynne: You an Ath.
Bailey: giggling.
and we can now add another coin to our crappy parenting bank. Thank you.
Can’t wait until Walter the Farting Dog comes out starring none other than My Joe Jonas (and the other 3 brother), My girls will be making farting noises for the next 2 years ’cause when the DVD comes out I will be first in line to buy it. What’s sad is that you know that shit is totally true.
It’s the Fucking Gorgeousness, people. It’s out of my hands.
